Friday, October 9, 2009

Move Bitch

Walking through the bus terminal during rush hour in the big apple is like cattle being herded through the streets, or the running of the bulls on crack. Yes, people get in your way and you may sigh under your breath but its not that serious. I don't know how chick cut him off, but he wasn't having it. All I hear is him yelling "DAMNIT!!!!!!!, YOU SAW ME BITCH!!!!!!!". I turned around like daaaaaaaaaaaamn. See if he was talking to me like that I would currently be blogging from jail. My guess is he's a woman beater with a Napoleon complex. Ladies, be on the look out for a short, Caucasian male, bald, with glasses, in a suit. Stay away from this man!

In unrelated news, I was felt up by a bum in front of Subway. UGH.

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