Pimp In Distress

The other day I was on the subway and who was sitting across from me? A Pimp. Well, technically I don't think he was a real pimp, but he looked the part nonetheless. Let me describe him. Black male about 70 yrs old, blue leopard fur bucket hat(smh), navy blue pinstripe polyester sweater tight as all hell with matching navy tight as all hell polyester pants. And to finish off the outfit were some silver gators. WOW. I wanted to take a picture so bad, but he was staring at me and I was scared he'd grip me up and turn me into a hoe. Anyway, I need someone to get their grandpop.